Laissez les bon temps rouler.

Welcome, Welcome to my cozy little kickass corner of the interwebs. I adore sequins, cardigans, shoes & fried pork chops. I loathe hot weather, housework & "budgets". Things I find charming (including the occasional photo of my dog), I warmly submit herewith:

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thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking: Keeping it simple totally works on this one, right?  Thought so.  Thanks to staingirl for the pretty pic and THANK FUCKING HEAVEN FOR ANOTHER FUCKING RENNSDAY. Coming up: a brand-spanking (no, wait, why not?  SPANKING) new Caption Contest in a few hours, last week’s winners, and of course a liberal sprinkling of Rennsday goodness for your viewing and daydreaming pleasure.  Bringing you the best day of the week since summer 2012.  See you in a few hours. I’m playing catch up on Rennsdays. And I really, really like this one. REALLY.

thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking:

Keeping it simple totally works on this one, right?  Thought so.  Thanks to staingirl for the pretty pic and THANK FUCKING HEAVEN FOR ANOTHER FUCKING RENNSDAY.

Coming up: a brand-spanking (no, wait, why not?  SPANKING) new Caption Contest in a few hours, last week’s winners, and of course a liberal sprinkling of Rennsday goodness for your viewing and daydreaming pleasure.  Bringing you the best day of the week since summer 2012.  See you in a few hours.

I’m playing catch up on Rennsdays. And I really, really like this one. REALLY.

thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking: Your friend and mine, preppyphab,has been conspicuously absent around here lately as she prepares to move house.  And while I wish I could share her hilarious texts with the world, it’s probably best that I don’t.  We miss you, woman, and we’ll look forward to getting you back when you’re all settled! Awwwww, how did I miss this?! I miss you Women!

thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking:

Your friend and mine, preppyphab,has been conspicuously absent around here lately as she prepares to move house.  And while I wish I could share her hilarious texts with the world, it’s probably best that I don’t.  We miss you, woman, and we’ll look forward to getting you back when you’re all settled!

Awwwww, how did I miss this?! I miss you Women!

missm0neypenny:

Mid Afternoon Dance Break:

Dr. John

“Right Place Wrong Time”

Yesssss.

Also:

I made myself a grilled cheese sandwich with sourdough bread, cream cheese on one slice, sharp cheddar on the other and JALAPEÑOS IN THE MIDDLE.

I ain’t fuckin around.

iamanantichrist:

I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued.

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This just gave me a good case of the vapors; LORD he’s beautiful.

This just gave me a good case of the vapors; LORD he’s beautiful.

(Source: staingirl, via rennerface)

Update:

I work all the time. My new neighbor looks like Michael Fassbender, never wears a shirt & works in his yard all the time (he’s KIND OF a doucher though), and I miss all of you bitches. With all the OT I’m earning, I can fly you all here to hang with me or just move the fuck in & watch Michael Fassbender mow his lawn eight days a week.

Oh and I just bought Fun. tickets for my daughter’s birthday because I have no time to do ACTUAL shopping. I think she will forgive me.

AND I JUST READ BADCIRCUITS LATEST FIC & HOLY FUCK.

My son is so kind hearted: he files his dog Mike’s nails because he’s afraid of hurting him with the clippers. What a good kid.

My son is so kind hearted: he files his dog Mike’s nails because he’s afraid of hurting him with the clippers. What a good kid.